Domination

Jack Daniels, Marlboro Reds, Late Night Sex and Skinny Legs.

Taken.


cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks)


lesbolution:

me: i have depression

person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga


flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor)


You give the worst mixed signals in the world.


Well, I’m completely smitten.


221bsherlock:

I’m jealous of a man in a penguin suit I think that says a lot about me