Jack Daniels, Marlboro Reds, Late Night Sex and Skinny Legs.
me: i have depression
person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga
You give the worst mixed signals in the world.
Well, I’m completely smitten.