Jack Daniels, Marlboro Reds, Late Night Sex and Skinny Legs.



it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks)


me: i have depression

person: *suddenly becomes mental health expert, nutritionist, spiritual guide* why dont u try yoga why dont u eat lots of fruit maybe u should exercise have u tried keeping a journal have u tried yoga have u tried meditation have u tried sitting in the sun have u tried patting a dog have u tried exercise yoga in the fruit sun yoga yoga


"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

(Source: flewor)

You give the worst mixed signals in the world.

Well, I’m completely smitten.


I’m jealous of a man in a penguin suit I think that says a lot about me